Starcraft 2 Personality Test

January 8th, 2009

If you lived in the Starcraft 2 Universe Which Race would you be? Answer these five simple questions and find out!

1) You have been imprisoned by the confederacy in a Marine suit. Your first thought is:

A) Booya!
B) What the hell am I doing in this ancient piece of trash?
C) I must assimilate!

2) Two Crucio Seige Tanks go up against two Mutalisks. Who is destroyed first?

A) The bastard Mutalisk scum.
B) I have more important things to worry about. Like sentience.
C) Their little toy tanks (mua ha ha haaa!)

3) You would rather be:

A) Brawny and violent
B) Intelligent and advanced
C) The Destroyer, with thousands of destroyer brothers and sisters

4) I believe in:

A) Capitalism, this gun is mine!
B) Socialism, we can share the gun
C) Totalitarianism, I know this gun is yours and I’ll shoot it for you

5) When you go to sleep at night you:

A) Fall asleep in your old clothes
B) Fall asleep in the latest nightwear
C) Take a snack with you

Mostly A’s:

A Terran Underdog – You were born on Mar Sara and spent most of your life grieving your two parents who died in the first Zerg attack ten years ago. You are not afraid of anyone, not even the Overlord. You were forced to kill several renegade marines as they used your house for target practice one night, suffering from post Zerg anxiety. Ironically, you were thrown in jail and given a life sentence becoming a Marine yourself. But you don’t mind. It’s payback time.

Mostly B’s:

A Protoss Protector – You were born into magnificent skill and intellect. Your psionic abilities allowed you to become a master at strategic placement. Everything was decided for your life until the Zerg began to kill the humans. You won’t let that happen, no matter how many humans you have to kill to stop them! You enjoy shiny metal and striking forbidding, sentient poses. You think Zerg are insects and Terran are rats. Time to kill them all and get some peace. It’s the most logical conclusion.

Mostly C’s:

A Zerg Screamer – Where you were born doesn’t matter. You only know you were born to kill, consume and destroy. The Overlord is your master, you do everything he tells you too because you’re a good Zergling. You can’t wait to get an order and assimilate some more creatures into your swarm. You belong to the largest gang in the universe the Zerg Screamers. Because when you’re a Zerg everyone screams at you. You enjoy long walks through the battlefield and your secret wish is die for your swarm.