Ten Things I Would Do For The Starcraft 2 Beta Codes
June 26th, 2009
1. I would get Tychus Findlay’s tattoo ‘Heavens Devils’ inked on each of my buttock cheeks.
2. Staple my mouth closed in order to develop my psionic ability.
3. Go into several large shopping centers and wait for the voice announcements, and on hearing one I will crawl up into a ball, hugging myself, all but screaming – THE ZERG ARE COMING!
4. Create from aluminum off cuts and tin foil my very own full body marine suit – and sentence myself to three days of service for the Terran Confederacy. Home, work, the pub – someone’s bound to notice.
5. Gather, in a great and mighty pile, all Starwars, Startrek and Battlestar Galactica memorabilia and burn it outside the Blizzard offices.
6. Go to an extremely expensive restaurant and try and get them to change the name of their soup to Baneling remains. Flow charts, diagrams and a Powerpoint presentation will be included.
7. Will modify my car to look like a Crucio Siege Tank.
8. I will rename my mother’s poodle Zergbait.
9. I will refer to all cockroaches as agents of the Overmind.
10. I will try to assimilate my friends…
im begging 
Plizzz send CD key at...
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9 responses so far
Karl // Jun 28, 2009 at 6:29 am
LOL.
Mast3R // Jun 29, 2009 at 12:38 pm
That was so funny ^^
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Mattie P. // Aug 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I would help you build your suit and make myself one also.
Lets team up!! see if we can make an army
Fanch // Sep 10, 2009 at 2:20 am
That’s hilarious. I especially like 8 and 9.
Nico // Oct 19, 2009 at 11:10 am
I got my beta key off ebay for $200
I am NOT waiting for blizzard to get off their WOW thumbs and get this game out. I have been waiting 18 years for this game.
Broodling // Jan 8, 2010 at 6:16 am
@nico
You’ve been waiting 18 years for Starcraft 2?
mike // Jan 21, 2010 at 9:33 pm
wow ive downloaded working copies of the etire warcraft trilogy (not including frozen throne for # 3) and i just cant imagine someone waiting EIGHTEEN years for a game D:
ScripcariuAnna // Mar 15, 2010 at 8:56 am
Can i please get a betakey?I have been waiting for a lot of time and i have always wanted STARCRAFT 2 , can i please get one beta key at the e-mail : andrei_micu_piticu@yahoo.com?I would appreciate very much , and btw , the 11# point could have been : I would have Painted all my fingers into zergs and then i will play with myself ; if you know what i mean.
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